Euphemia "Euphie" // Professor Millenia Fang (
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[Journal Post] Tarot Readings

You know the drill. 1 to 3 cards. Send money so I can buy candy and get my girlfriend a new shiny halter tube top.
If you want more, you need to argue to me why you need more, I'm a busy woman, dealing with very important plans for other clients.
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XIII - Death (Blood) Upright
Painful change. Necessary change. Change that breaks and hurts. Change that broke you. Change that wears at you. Change that demands blood and sacrifice to grow. This may be the basis of a thing, or something that happened.
The Ten of Disks Upright
The bloody change leads to a windfall of positive success and possible wealth. The change is ugly, the rewards and outcome is positive.
2 of Wands Reversed
Take your time, a lot is going to break fast, and very quickly, and you're going to be dealing with a lot of broken plates. Take your time, you're going to have to sift through a lot of ugly details, most likely, it'll overwhelm you but the more you take deep breathes and clear your head, the easier it will be to resolve the problem.
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Basically, a huge painful change to you or the world around you is coming, if you stay calm, you'll come out smelling like roses and possibly very successful.
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So pretty much a 'keep calm and carry on' kinda thing.
I'll keep that in mind! I have no idea what big, painful change there could be coming but... I just hope the 'blood and sacrifice' bit is just figurative and not literal.
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The Death Card I drew is usually very literal in the sense that change requires sacrifice to begin moving.
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Queen of Swords Reversed
Power used to instill order, rather than find order. Force to demand, rather than negotiate. This is power enough to murder to reach a new stage.
The Undead (XIII - Death) Upright
Something that should of died that will not collapse. A force that should of end that continues to lurch. Something that might be glorious and beautiful, but it should still be in the grave. A truth you or the world will not face. Skeletons guarding a grave they refuse to be buried in. You and others must bury this Undead Knight on its rotting horse.
Possibly confront a truth about yourself or the world not being answered.
The Bogeyman Reversed
Fears you already know and have dealt with trying to come for you again, but they're not so scary now, are they? Think about it, what was so scary about them? They're not so scary now, are they?
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Confront a truth, hmm...
The last card I feel I know what it's referring too. It's something I need to really think about and overcome.
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Hopefully it can be dealt with without much trouble.
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Three cards, please.
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The Four of Pentacles Reversed
Wanton spending. Monks and the spiritually inclined letting go of the material, to achieve higher growth. No plans for the future. No hopes for tomorrow. Abandoning the normal rules and supports you believe in.
The Seven of Bells Upright
You will encounter Those of the Woods, and you'll be changed by the experience. You feel like your life has gone off course, you're a tool of others, without your actual goals or concerns being addressed. You need to confront the truth before all seven bells ring, and the Lady of the Woods finds you and makes you her own.
The Gloaming Reversed
A trap, you strayed from the path of The Moon and its wilds, and now you are fully in the illusion, not realizing you're far too late. You're traveling too deep into the underworld, the otherworld, and it has new strange rules.
Beware and stay alert or you'll become a cute girl.
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That's genuinely a risk at this point, huh.
... "Lady of the Woods" does not seem metaphorical.
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It should be, but the inference is you're going to accidentally trip into Her Domain.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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I'll admit I'm in a bind in terms of where I should turn to, and your readings seem to help other people, right?
Do you think I could argue for a more in-depth spread on what I should do, to help my problem?
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Name.
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Also known as "Bright".
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You are on my specialist list and I can give you 10 to 12 cards, let me go through other clients first.
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Take your time. It's not like I lack that.
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1. The Present - Frost Upright
You feel less like a person, and more like the echo of a memory. The details are fuzzy, but if you brush away the frost and snow, the frozen memory, the echo of the past will be found, but reviving this memory, the truth of what happened, is going to hurt, and it's going to hurt hard if you pull it up.
2. The Challenge - The King of Swords Reversed
The upholding of a rule or a situation to the point of injustice. Being stuck, the wheels of time unable to spin, but the blade of the king holding them in place is beginning to break, and the half-way state you exist in is going to shatter, and likely for the worse.
3. The Past - The 5 of Wands Upright
Strife. Fighting to even survive, to struggle against your own existence vanishing. You did everything to just hold on. Time since then has felt stalled, as you struggle to remain stable, as your very sense of self is at stake.
4. The Future - The Two of Wands Upright
A journey. Freedom. Putting things in your bag and leaving. But you must have plans you want to follow through to be able to go on the journey. You have to have the will to escape.
5. Above - Joker Reversed
Your goal and the macrocosm. A puppet trying to cut its own strings. You wish to be freed of the puppet strings that have ensanred you for so long. You want to leave of your own volition.
6. Below - 7 of Cups (Pacific Northwest) Upright
You have a choice to make, but that choice is as much an illusion as it is a fact. There are options lying buried but understanding not options are equal. You cannot tell their full breadth and scope from your current state, you'll need to seek a new viewpoint to learn the truth of the choices available to you, before you can choose what to do to yourself.
7. Advice - The 5 of Cups
Look for evidence hidden in the past. You are already moving forward, but you need to go deep back and confront ghosts that hold the true facts of the world. You need to know more to help escape the labyrinth in which you've been caught.
8. External Influences - The World Reversed
The World for you has Stopped. Slowed. You are delayed, other's plans keep failing. You are frozen, and you need to escape the Frozen World you are trapped in.
9. Hopes And/Or Fears - The Ten of Eyes Reversed
You're afraid to look. You should LOOK.
10. Outcome - The Final Tarot Upright
The answer is a mystery, sorry, you have to peer behind the curtains yourself...
11. Another Outcome - Hand of the Hunter Reversed
As my hands are tied on your outcome, let me offer a suggestion and advice: Focus on the fact you've lost connection. A loss of sense of self. Go outside, touch grass, think. And start hunting. But beware the original sin.
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Lightning in a Bottle (Gold) Upright
This is forced, manufactured success and reality. An artificial environment, packaged and mass produced population. Corporate reality. ... Maybe you should try to fuck things up. Perhaps it's talking about a certain astroturfed situation.
(The Playful) Moon Reversed
Seek comfort in the 'Moon', the lady of nightmares. A goddess of freedom and indifference. She is an ally to an extent, but she is the mistress of illusions, and her love does not come with understanding. The moon's world is truth, but it is the truth of dark illusions, and the you don't want the world to see. The truth of the world being woven by the unborn Goddess.
The High Priestess Upright
Divine wisdom and knowledge incarnate. She knows the truth of the universe but also knows the truth of people. The living oracle, but her wisdom is not the wisdom of man. She knows secret wisdom and startling truths, but you'll get it eventually, even if you don't get it now, Mr. Tsukumo.
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I have an idea, but the future is better when you don't know your exact fate, to be quite honest.
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The Six of Disks Reversed
People abusing your generosity. Ulterior motives. People misusing your kindness and tricking you. Capitalism at its finest?
Time Machine Reversed
A warning against living in the past to the point of obsession.
High Priestess (New Immortals) Reversed
A feeling of no control, that the system matters more than your existence. And yet the truth is stranger than fiction. A strong desire to enslave.
Basically a strong sense of manipulation and nostalgia in this reading.
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That said, for what it's worth, your on my 'clearance' list to ask for 10 cards no question asked.
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1. The Present - The Sun (Sigil) Upright
Joy in one's life. You want to ensure your life is happy for those you love and care about. This is a call to action, a need to fight and establish your happiness. The traditional Sun card is 'there is happiness to bask in'. This one is 'you should make the happiness to desire'.
2. The Challenge - Death (Bunny) Reversed
The skeleton of a rabbit with cute eyes. Your happiness can rot. Your happiness is rotting. The world is changing, and there's a flux between happiness and change. And some change is nightmares. Accept life comes with death. Accept you are flesh and bones, and dust is the fate of all things. Ashes to ashes. This is Death in the sense life and death are interlinked, and death happens to everything even as things change.
3. The Past - Knight of Cups Upright
Emotional contentment and a successful romance despite you and your lover being an unlikely couple. This is both of you lifting each other up, drawing out the better parts of one another.
4. The Future - The Last Round Reversed
A gun being loaded. Desperation. An extremely difficult situation. Being left with barely any energy. Desperation in the face of hopelessness. Do you want to risk your last chance?
5. Above - The Two of Whips Upright
Your goal involves getting past bullies. The hierarchy of the current system. Whips swing by those broken by the system, who want to take their pain out on those beneath them. Those that can't succeed in the new world coming, and want to do everything to halt its progress.
6. Below - The Empress Upright
A cat with a robe sitting on a chair. This is likely your wife, Asuka. However, this card regards womanhood isn't strictly something that exists because they're a womanhood. This is the 'divine feminine' that exists by experience, not the fact one is born a woman.
7. Advice - The Sun (Alpaca) Upright
An Alpaca standing under the sun.
The advice here is to relax, breathe and bask in the brief quiet moments you're being given, lest you go mad.
8. External Influences - The Keeper of Swords Reversed
A pair of gauntlets holding a sword before a shield with two swords on it. In reverse, this card represents abuse of power. This is an authority figure that people place their trust in that breaks their hearts with cruel actions and intentions. Those that wield the sword of authority and power, and are willing to swing it to raise their own glory.
9. Hopes And/Or Fear - The High Priestess Upright
The skeleton of the High Priestess, with a crescent moon tiara. Divine Knowledge, not necessarily religion, but of the truth, whether i hurts or not. You fear and hope for a truth so raw, so dark, so primal. You fear for someone.
The High Priestess is often ignored, because she lacks the power to be acknowledged.
It can even mean not ignoring your inner voice, your feelings.
10. The Final Outcome - Death (Fire) Upright
Desolation. The complete and total destruction of the old. Crossing the Rubicon. This doesn't mean painful change, but this change cannot be undone. The New World is Coming, and it will consume the Old World in burning desolation.
The Divine Fire is Coming, and it will purge the Old.
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Breathe and bask in the quiet moments is definitely something I'm trying to give myself when I can. Things have been crazy and kinda stressful lately.
And I think this is picking up that it's gonna get more difficult soon.
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My mother has authorized a 10 card reading for you due to being a person of interest
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1. The Present - The Empress Upright
A cat in robes sitting upon a chair. Emotional freedom. One who knows practical truths. Reliable intuition. The divine and royal feminine in who who isn't female or doesn't feel especially female. You know much not because you're a woman, but because you've experienced it.'
... Do you consider yourself strictly female, Mrs. Yuki? Or...
2. The Challenge - The Gloaming Upright
You enter a world of a blood red moon in the night sky, in a realm neither of man or the 'other'. This is being in a liminal space, between illusions and options, and true knowing. You must enter the metaphorical underworld and survive it. The challenge is crossing to the other-side of the liminal space that awaits you.
3. The Past - The King of Wands Upright
A crown with flowers. This card represents authority in the past. The most admirable person. A natural leader, respected for their loyalty, decisiveness, and forging a path with their own power. Possibly how you were in the past?
4. The Future - The Queen of Strays Upright
A cat moodily sitting in a box reading "The Queen of Strays". The queer. The forgotten. Those who despite blood had to find a world for themselves, because their family refused to understand them. You are loved. You have all those you need to love. The world you've made for yourself, the life you've made for yourself, is good enough as is, and the future will reinforce them, oh possibly queer queen.
5. Above - The Tower Reversed
Your goal. The Macrocosm. Between you and your goal lies The Tower in Reverse. Behold the True Shape of the World, for All The Lights in the Sky Are...
... This is destruction. Violence. Between you and the future, in your challenge of the journey to the underworld, to find yourself, is violence. Destruction. Suffering with no point.
Or is the goal you seek power so great, it is essentially mindless destruction?
6. Below - The Story Teller Reversed
One writing a story on a scroll. You find yourself having to write in your own story. The problem is you don't know what power to seek. You are unsure of what story you want to tell about yourself. What the story of your life is. How you want to be understood and recognized, versus the story you knew so early when you were younger.
7. Advice - The King of Cups Reversed
A classic old king with a cup. The Fisher King perhaps? You feel a sense of failure to create the world you desire, the self you wish to see in the mirror. If you need something, you must want it, you must not fear it. You need to let go of your anxieties.
8. External Influences - The White/Black Candle Upright
This implies a need for ritual. The ritual of your life. Your habits, your needs, your flaws, yur wants, your anxieties, the small things you do every day. What it is you seek at the bottom of the underworld in many ways depends on those rituals, what it is you are allowed to take from World's End. From the Abyss.
9. Hopes And/Or Fears - The Mourning Death (Upright)
A skeleton holding their lover, crying. You fear losing those important to you. You fear the change you desire will be hard, that it will hurt.
10. The Final Outcome - Ouroboros Reverse
Filing the void. Collision. Reaching far too deep, unearthing something far too powerful, power far too dangerous. False infinity. Power is not always a positive thing. Think about why you want that power, when it comes for you.
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So, it makes me wonder...
I'm not saying you're Trans or anything, just... hrm...
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... I'll need to think about it.
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The Four of Keys Upright
There are always paths available to you. All options are acceptable and move you forward. All keys open the door to the future for you, it matters picking a key that fits you. Your biggest problem, Mrs. Yuki, is you'd rather not do anything rather than decide a future.
Making a choice is the most important thing.
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What's the vibe of me and Kamala, school, and expulsion?
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Very well, dear relative.
The Five of Wands Reversed
Failed Compromise. Finding solutions. And yet strife and struggle, not being able to find common ground. Some one who wants only violence. There won't be any meeting in the middle with tyrants.
The Undaunted Upright
A strange fae entity beyond comprehension. One that refuses to die in the face of a world that despises them and wants to see them perish, for they are a defiance of the human order.
A child who is unabashedly self-certain, who lives as themselves in complete dignity and power, raw life. One who represents unabashed freedom and the living heroine of rebellion of the existing order.
The Joker Upright
A wild card. A puppet cutting its own strings. Don't let the world try to force you and your queen live as anything other than yourself. If you must, cut the strings, and enter the New World. A known quality that is about to vanish or take on its own world.
The overlooked stepping out into its own, regardless of how anyone else feels.
Do what you need.